The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I knew a man who poisoned his wife with a pair of scissors. He gave her arsenic.
A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go."r>The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.Game warden: So where are the fish?Fisherman: What fish?
Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he’s dressed up as and he responds “I’m a snail!” That’s M’Shell on my back
Bob the Builder: Can we fix it? Bob's Wife's Attorney: Please, just sign the papers Robert...
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!