The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
My dad says we shouldn’t reward people with ribbons after participating. It is like they are being rewarded for losing. So i took down his confederate flag.Edit: this blew up!! Thank you for the gold n silver kind strangers!Edit : grammar
Harry, Ron, Fred and George started a boy band together called... Wand Erection
All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
A policeman stoped me today and asked for my license. He said: “It says here that you should be wearing glasses."I said: “Well, I have contacts."The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
I told a girl that periods are no big deal She ovary acted
I was the captain of the chess team in high school... And as you might have guessed from that statement, I’m white and I’ve never dated a black woman. But if I ever do date a black woman, I know one thing:I’ll have to make the first move.
Everyone is of the idea that shark song will be played 18 years from now in proms and clubs. As adults do you ever go singing... the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.... ..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....
A English teacher has been sentenced to life without parole. The ex-teacher, seemingly unaware, asked the judge if that really was his sentence. The judge questioned why he would ask such a ridiculous question. “Well you see,” The English teacher explained. “‘Life without parole’ is a phrase.”
What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.