The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
The best gift I ever received was a broken drum. You can't beat that.
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him my dogs don't even own bikes.
"Act like a parent. Talk like a peer. It's called peer-enting.'"
What do houses wear? An address.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'