The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”