The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.