The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters... He doesn't like Capitalism
Why does the US military use digital camo? They turned down the graphics for better performance
Did you hear about the Star Trek poetry night? It has it's Prose and Khan's.
In 2015, while addressing graduates of SMU, George W. Bush said; "To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you, too, can be president of the United States."Then Donald Trump came and said “Bush has denied us, Americans our right to be POTUS!”
My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it.
Did you about the guy that locked himself out of his car? He called the locksmith & the locksmith said “I’ll be there in 40 mins” Guy said “no, I need you to be here faster. It looks like it’s about to start raining and the top is down”
A farmer succeeds in growing a field of vibrators.. He now has a problem with squatters
You know what disease is really hard to beat? Erectile dysfunction. (This better be OC, I just thought of it as my pharmacist denied my viagra prescription)
Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store? He couldn’t tolerate change.