The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What do you call Batman when he's hurt? Bruised Wayne.
Why do ghosts go to the pub? For boos.
What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.
How does Reese eat cereal? Witherspoon.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.