The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Can a tiger find the man cub? Shere Khan
"Mommy, mommy! Suzy at school was showing the boys her knickers for a penny." *Oh my goodness, my son. What did you do?*"I came straight home, of course!"*That's my good boy.*"Mom?"*Yes, my son?*"May I please have a penny?"
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.