The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What does Santa say when he finds out about Mrs. Claus's Only fans? Hoe hoe hoe
A Man and God met at bar. Both exclaimed, “*My creator*!”
I just caught a gorilla spying on me. I said “there is no need to pry mate”
What do you call a bull that is always felling sleepy? A bulldozer.
Finding five dollars can make your whole day But making five dollars can make your hole weak
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, “I’m an orphan, your honor.”
What weighs less, an empty regular size bic or a full small bic? See, you’d think it’s the empty regular sized one, but the small one is a little lighter
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.