The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. You start with a diamond and heart and you end with a club and spade.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
Two English tourists were driving through Wales.At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch they asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument.Can you pronounce where we are,very,very,slowly?" The girl leaned over and said:“Burrr… gurrr… King.”
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.