The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.