The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If you think the name Jack Hiscock is bad You should feel even worse for his sister, Sharon.
Kid: Dad, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what'd you do that for?
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.