The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What are the Avatar elements? Water, Earth, Fire and Lays chips
How do you call a drug dealing cow? A narcow
What do you get when you combine Calcium and Iron? A cafe
*At the library* “Do you have a book about the discrimination of dwarves?”“Left corner, on the top shelf!”
Which dinosaur does the government of the People's Republic of China hate? Taiwanasaurus
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop wearing transparent underpants. Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
Did you hear about the explosion at the Nissan factory? It was raining Datsun cogs.
Why did the man ask his boss for more salad? He thought he was due a celery increase.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.