The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.