The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What do houses wear? An address.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.