The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
That Kool-Aid Man is a terrible actor Always breaking the fourth wall
"It's a revolution!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Scared the rest of the people on the Ferris wheel.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile
What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ? Fizzyscists
Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
How do elves wash their hands? With Santa-tiser. Credit to Greencross Vets in Port Macquarie
My friend got a job at the power plant. He now refers to his occupation as a “ohm maker”
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Space colonization I: :think: :I: :may: :have: :figured: :it: :out
I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
Did you hear the pasta makers in Italy revolted? It was a ravioli-tion
UK is a very generous country It is the largest supplier of Independence day to countries around the world.
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.