The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before? ' The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place. '
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”