The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!