The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
A man named his children second, minute and hour, and thus he was nicknamed father time One day, they was all in their house and a robber burst through the front door and said, 'nobody move!' When recalling the event, second said, it was like time stood still'
Son was playing on the beach, making a sand castle with a plastic bucket and shovel. Hey son, I think your bucket is getting sick. It's starting to look a little pail.
Three men came to visit Confucius They asked him:''Oh wisest of them all, is a men who shaves his butt gay?''He responded: "Well, he who cleans his house must be expecting visitors."