The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My wife and I were sitting in the living room enjoying a bottle of wine. Out of the blue she said, "I love you. ""Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked her."It's me." said the wife. "Talking to the wine."
Batteries This year I'm getting my kids a set of batteries for christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
What do you use to make an Argument Sandwich? Disagree-dients
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? His parents were in a jam.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.