The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
How do you call a Lada on top of a hill? A miracle.- -And how do you call _two_ Ladas on top of a hill?-Science fiction- -But how do you call _three_ Ladas on top of a hill?-An interesting place for a Lada factory.
“Back in the day...” my grandfather started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.” “But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”
Courtesy of my 6yo daughter: What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey... Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."
"Do you have a date for Valentines Day?" I said, "Yep!! It's February 14th."
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'"
My son put his shoes on the wrong feet. I don't even know where he got someone else's feet.