The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
My niece wouldn't eat the beef tongue because it came out of the mouth of an animal. I then prepared her an egg...
I pulled 5 cards blindly and got a royal straight flush I was soo happy until i realise i was playing blackjack.
It's Alzheimers day on thursday... It's Alzheimers day on thursday...
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
What is a paranormal inestigator's favorite type of gun? A colt.