The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Emperor Palpatine decides to endorse Mountain Dew and appears on an advertisement “DEW IT”
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.