The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
The COVID-19 lock down has gone on for FAR too long... It has lasted for one Tool song.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.