The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I wish Reddit had read receipts... so I can see who I just disappointed
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking? because they ran out of Czechs
As I passed by my son's bedroom, I heard him praying "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Hamburg the capital of Germany." "Son," I said "Why do you want Hamburg to be the capital of Germany?"He looked at me and replied "Because that's what I wrote in my geography test!"
i was just reading the obituary of a carmelite nun who turned away from a life of prostitution after seeing a vision of the virgin mary. she went out with a wimple and not a bang.
Scientist: My invention can creat matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid and solid. My asshole: You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
My wife said she wanted to feel special this Valentines Day. So I bought her a helmet and some crayons.
In light of the recent video surfacing, Drake has set the cutoff age for his concerts at 16. Anyone over that is just too old.
The weather forecaster this morning said that vision might be impaired by fog. I agree with him, but that's a weird way to spell "Whiskey".