The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What kind of magazines do cows read? Cattlelogs!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
When I was a child, my mom’s nickname for me was Exclamation Point. She was shocked I wasn’t a period.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.