The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?” The bartender says, “Y, long face.”
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. 5 minutes before the bell, Bob handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Bob!" yelled the teacher. "You've done nothing. Why?""Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do."
Broke my spine in an accident last year. Had a life saving operation to fix my neck which permanently locked my head in place. Since then I've never looked back.
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Any tips on removing ice from my windshield? I tried an old discount card, only got 20% off.
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
I kept having these crazy dreams where I woke up covered in Tyre tracks... My Psychiatrist is convinced I'm a 'cycle-path'
Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like... trying to organize the pissing section in a swimming pool.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons? One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Why don't the other numbers like to play with 1? Because he always won.
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops
Why are working conditions at the Tyre shop so poor? Because the squeaky wheel gets replaced
Where do elements work out? The oxygym
I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to DRAG ON and on