The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Friend: I think I have a crush on the president and the first lady. Me: You are bi-den?
My wife makes my pancakes too thin. Tomorrow morning I am telling her I am sick of her crepe.
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It's two gross.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
I've met my plastic surgeon brother in law FOUR times! And every time he forgets my name! He's so bad with faces!
If a watchmaker uses Dial and a piano player uses Ivory and a Orange grower uses Zest... ...Does a Bull Fighter use Olay?
A slice of apple pie costs $2 in Cuba. But, in the Bahamas a slice only costs $1 Sorry, I'm just telling you the pie-rates of the Caribbean\*Laughs in Johnny Depp\*
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.