The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
I was married by a judge... I should have asked for a jury
What do dogs do after finishing training classes ? They get their masters.
What do you call a group of dad jokes? A Pundemic
If people from Utah are called Utahns, what are people from Tampa called? Floridians
My wife replaced the burned out bulb in the bathroom. Ever since then I have been seeing myself in a new light.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.