The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.'
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products. She had clear vinyl on her furniture