The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.