The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
Today, my son asked, "Can I have a bookmark?" I burst into tears-11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.