The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
I've just come back from holiday in Cuba with stomach problems. Doctors think it might be Castro-entiritus.
I forgot why I decided to jerk off into the fan... But it's all cumming back to me.
Soaking a twig in coke is nice, but soaking a twig in fanta... Fanta stick.
How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board
Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.
An ice cream parlor has been arrested for drug trafficking in my neighborhood This was yesterday and still cannot believe it. I have been his client most of my life and would never had imagined he sold ice cream
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop. The steaks were high.
Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.