The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they make the toys.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5). In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
What do John Edward and Stevie Wonder have in common? They've both made a lot of money from Superstition
What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait, but a fisherman waits, then lies.
Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill ...those were the Goodyears.
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.
What's the difference between a fisherman and a schoolboy? One baits his hooks, the other hates his books.
Why was Ash Ketchum peering through your living room curtains? To catch a Peek-at-you
A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
What do you call a drunken sailor? Hard to Port.
I made bread last night, and I have been loafing around ever since.
What do you call a knockoff Hasbro toy? My Little Phony
Why did the bungee jumper hit the ground? He didn't pay a tension.
The Chinese premier was spotted selling people a popular Linux terminal app on the beach. Xi sells C shells by the seashore.