The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How did a woman on death row pro long her execution? She couldn’t decide what to eat for her final meal
Growing up in a colony, the nuns told me to never turn your back on a priest. I mean, there's a reason why they became missionaries.
So this French dude was working in a department store in France and a Karen comes up and starts laying it on him, asking for his manager. Manager shows up, old stoner dude that's not having it. Karen starts whining and says "But you have to do what I say! The customer is king!" The manager looks at her in the eyes and says, "Ma'am, this is France. We decapitate kings."
I suggested to my missus that I was her birthday present. She said she hoped I kept the receipt.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.