The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made by filtering out the fruit pulp after the initial heating, whereas jam contains the small pieces of chopped up fruit.I'm tired of seeing "I can't jelly my dick up your butt", so I wanted to give the correct answer.
Uncle Ben A true credit to his rice
Why is Robert Palmer bad at tennis? He's addicted to love
What did I call the guy that keeps my daughter out late at night? An ambulance
My 10 y.o. son cracked this joke on the driving range today. I sliced the hell out of the ball. My son watched it land, turned to me and said, "that ball was like Star Trek Voyager ... way off course."
I told my gf she was drawing her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
Where do amputees get prosthetics on a budget? The Secondhand store.