The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.
What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes? A pomme de terrier
What do they call the lamp at the car factory that warns the workers that the engine is from eastern Europe? The czech engine light.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe...
What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
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What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.