The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?