The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell cocaine. I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.
I once thought I spotted a Leopard But It turns out they are born like that.
Why is gambling illegal in China Because they hate Tibet
A year ago, my physician told me I would be going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex? Cotton balls.
What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house? Pardon me, please.
Guys I need your help, in the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I'm right, what do I do next?
A kid asks his mother: "how come im black and youre white?" She replies: "listen, the way i remember that party, youre lucky you dont bark."
Why don't Monsters eat Ghosts? They taste like sheet!!
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
A blonde and a brunette are talking about what to do when their children misbehave during Christmas The brunette says : "I wrap empty cardboard boxes and when a child acts up I toss one into the fireplace." And then the blonde says : "What do you do when you run out of children?"
How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
“Hey, I’m looking for a book about turtles” “Ah yes, the hard back”“Yeah, With small heads”
WI Couldn't Get A Reservation At The Library... They were fully booked.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.