The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I hate when people talk about their kids age in weeks and months. "Jessica said her first word at 36 weeks!"You mean 9 months."Ken is 24 months!" Deborah, he's 2."My baby is -26 weeks old!"No, Karen, you miscarried.
Where do you not want hide when playing hide and go seek in a hospital? The I-C-U.