The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Operation Clean-Up Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
Did the dinosaur era actually exist? You bet Jurassic did
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!