The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Tiger Woods wanted to play at The Masters..... But everyone knew he’d have trouble getting past the turn.
A friend of mine finally started watching Doctor Who, after years of not even knowing what the show is about It’s about time
I’d like to return this. It’s unused. Clerk: Sir, this is your diploma. Me: Cash is fine.
Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19? Because he has Santa-bodies.
What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common? Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'