The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What drug do French people use to get high? Oui’d
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.
How do you fix a broken Jack O'Lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.
Why did the computer always play "Someone Like You?" It was a Dell.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.