The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
As I write this I'm trying to assemble bicycle wheels using quite a complex process. Damn, I spoke too soon.
A policeman sees a beat-up man lying on the street He asks: ,,Were you assaulted?",,Yeah, I was.",,Can you tell me what the assailant looked like?",,Yes, I told him that right before he punched me."