The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'

I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.

I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!'

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!

“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”

Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.

A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.

I told a Hispanic man that I was trying to come up with a term that would describe low resolution video He suggested “poor k”.

My Son’s Class Did a Play for the Boston Tea Party. His teacher told him he would be the tea that was thrown in the harbor. She said he could pick to be any type of tea he’d like. He got so upset that he started running around the class throwing things. I guess he chose to be not tea.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up. **That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.**

Because of all the studying, I spend an unhealthy amount of time sitting. I think I am understanding.

We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.