The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
What’s the North Korean leader’s favorite periodic element? Un un quadium. Then, uranium
My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, "That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."
My doctor told me to drink a brandy with port after a hot bath... I couldn't even finish drinking the hot bath.
I came out of the closet to my boss and was fired on the spot He’s still asking how I got in his closet
I always try to bank on personality. On an unrelated note, I'm in debt.
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.