The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
A man is being asked customs questions at a Ukrainian airport “Nationality?”“Russian.”“Occupation?”“No, I’m just visiting”
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
The two quotes that shows a person's true colors: "It's just a game.""Sir/Ma'am we ask u to wear ur mask."
Which state was Sarah Palin governor of again? "Alaska."No, don't worry, I'll ask her myself.
The world is your oyster... Anybody know how to shuck it, cause I'm lost
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. No, I said. It's to look at.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know