The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.