The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”