The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the father say whilst teaching his kid to tie his shoelaces? Knot bad
What did the creationist student say when asked why he didn't have his homework on natural selection? My dogma ate it.
How do flowers have sex? Florally
Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions? It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
What do you call a person who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
What is the best way to hand feed a crocodile? Very carefully.
My son knocked a picture of himself off the shelf. He looked devastated. I told him, "Don't worry about it, champ. Pick yourself up".
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.